Tracy Santa fronts the dastardly duo of rock, Wild Hares (Michael Salkind on drums). Though Tracy has moved on (not death, just a different state), he'll be in town for one nefarious night, May 26. The event will begin around 5 p.m. with Tracy reading from his brand new Rock and Roll memoir, "The Tomping of the Ringing."

Following that, things will get dangerous. The band has not played in a year, and will be jumping into the evening with no rehearsal. In its thirteen years of being a band, Wild Hares have always benefited from an improvisational rock attack, except when they haven't. What will happen on 5/26? The band will attempt music. They will stop playing at 8 pm, after an expected Oasis-type meltdown. The event is free, as it should be.